Okay. So, I look my age. So What? I’m just gonna keep wearing a mask when I go out. Covid’s still around. Also, I like the no makeup part of mask wearing.
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Tragically, I’m also acting my age. I talk (out loud) to TV commercials. I mock them. Occasionally they deserve a yelling at. Also, I think I’m very good at an English accent when I help the woman with the voice over on the Viking Tours commercials.
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Okay, so I’m going to remember his name. Freddy Mercury. When I can’t remember something—think “Freddy Mercury.”
Mostly I attempt to hide my memory lapses. Yesterday, I asked John what he was going to do for the day? I answered for him: walk the mall, get a coffee and look at cat videos on_________ on his iPad. I wanted to use the word for the App with videos, but I couldn’t remember Instagram until I checked my own iPad. The technique is called, “Filling in the Blanks,” so no one catches you forgetting. Replacing a word you can't remember, quickly with another word (whether it fits or not). It's a skill.
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I once mentioned to my son, Jim, that sometimes I forget a word. He suggested I take Prevagen. “Okay, sorry, Jim. You get the tirade that I give the TV commercials. Google it, Prevagen DOES NOT WORK.”
Some of the people on those commercials say they’ve been taking Prevagen for ten years, at $40-$90 a month, do the math: $4800-$10,800 for a product that doesn’t work. It’s apoaequorin (jellyfish protein) and vitamin D.
Quincy Bioscience is making a fortune. Ads cost big bucks; I know that because I was in advertising for most of my career. And how often do you see their ads? Inundate us, why don’t you? The actors in the ads seem so genuine. I yell at them. I know some really bad words and use them. You don’t forget fuck.
So what can you do for memory? The Mediterranean diet is supposed to be good. But I really like ice cream, it’s not mentioned on the food list. And cheese.
I have a good brain food recipe for you.
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BRAIN SALAD
Ingredients
No quantities are given, feel free to do as you like.
Kale: Tear into bite size pieces, soak in water, drain, put in a salad spinner, spin, add a nice dressing (I like Brianna’s Lemon Tarrigon) massage the kale with the dressing. Using your bare hands also adds a nice moisturizing effect to your skin as you soften the kale.
Quinoa: T
Blueberries: Add some Super BLUE brain food
Walnuts: Then go nuts with another super brain food...even better toasted in a dry frying pan.
Eat this, it’s good for your brain. Then eat ice cream, it’s good for your, um, what’s the word?
Also, __________um, there was something else I wanted to mention. Um. Ahh, wait a minute. Let me think a sec. Um…
Oh yeah! Freddy Mercury!!!
PS: John just read this over. He said, “It’s good except for the kale recipe.” His main problem with kale is that it’s green.
PPS: If you leave a comment, PLEASE include a hint of who you are, so if Google lists you as Anonymous, I’ll be able to guess your name.
Having problems with memory just means you had an exciting, full life and it's getting harder keeping all your data organized.
ReplyDeleteI love the recipe, especially adding blueberries. I've made kale salad with cranberries and walnuts and/or with lots of creamy avocado. Yum! And then, to top it all of, try some ___________ Freddy Mercury. So delicious!
You're very comforting, Margarete. Thank you! from Lynn
DeleteKale is yucky…also bitter!
ReplyDeleteI cracked up on John's dour and direct comments. Obviously, he has a loyal and loving wife who likes his honesty (and doesn't take it too seriously, in fact, thinks it's funny). And who continues to cook green for him anyway! (You go, girl!) And to me, you couldn't possibly be 79, because....well, because that means I'm sneaking up on 75.
ReplyDeleteHa, and Joy...You have a birthday coming up. XO Lynn
DeleteDear Lynn,
ReplyDeleteI am glad you are back blogging. There are always things I can relate to. And you
Are funny. Ann Kelly
Thank you, Ann. I told someone (I don’t remember who😕) that I’d like to be remembered for being funny. Your comment is reassuring.
DeleteLynn
You’ve succeeded. You’re funny.
ReplyDeleteLynn, this is Joy’s sister Linda. I can’t reach her. Please ask her to contact me.
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